Another Wednesday @ MoMo

Once again...I was late for work this morning cause too busy partying last nite @ MoMo. Last nite was the semi finals for Ms Tourism Penang 2007...most of our favourites was selected so kudos to them hehehehe...

Loved Jedda's dress!!!

-finalists-


-mom & timmy downing-

-my hubby & my mummy-

-my 2 VIP-

- we get your message!!-

My Office: Flood Disaster!!

What a perfect start to the week with a gloomy Monday!!! 1st of all…It’s a freaking MONDAY!!! And then my office called me and told me that during the weekend, it was flooded cause the stupid office pipe is leaking!!!!

the cause of the flood!

"ground zero"

"the carpet pro"
I seriously hope the rest of the week will go on smoothly…

The Far Side

Wednesdays @ Momo

-Jeddah-

-the contestants-

For the last few Wednesdays, we have been clubbing for a good cause… hahaha…what a joke…actually we were frequenting MoMo to watch the heats for Ms Tourism Penang 2007 organized by Lions Club of Bayan Baru in aid of the Building Fund for Wen Khai Chinese School. Whatever the reason is…it’s good to be out during midweek… it sort of speeds up the entire week…hahaha…I must say the contestants gets better each week (must be the amount of alcohol that we consume!)…well…what do u expect from state level beauty pageant? I know these girls have guts to stand up there and be criticize by the public…bravo!!! Neewayssss…manage to take some pics to share…By the way…Jeddah rocks!!

-da girls-

-me & weels-

-my man, debi's man & single man-

-get the party going-

Does That Make Us Celebrities?...

You would not believe this!! I did not… hahaha… our wedding was featured in a Singaporean bridal magazine; Style Weddings, Singaporean Edition. Wah…hubby thinks he is a celebrity now…I told him to dream on…

Must be wondering how we got featured…well a good friend of mine from Singapore asked me how much I paid!!!??? Hahaha…well honestly we did not pay a cent… it just so happen we met the Editor of Style Weddings during our honeymoon in Maldives and he was interested in writing a page ‘bout our wedding…yadda… yadda… yadda…we thought aiyah nothing one…they would not put us in some glossy magazine…whatdayafu**ing know…hehehehe… actually kinda proud…so all our money was not totally wasted…at least Patrick (my fantastic wedding photographer) got some publicity…

The question of Does That Make Us Celebrities?...hahaha… No way!!!

This Week’s Obsession

I think I am the sort of person who gets obsess with something and will pursue it for lets say 1 week... 3 weeks...or maybe max 2 months and then...wham!!! I find something else... Most people call that “hangat- hangat tahi ayam”. I call it variety in life.

For example...at this point I am into reading my novels (I have a on and off relationship with books)... Always love reading but then it only last after I finish one book or two, and I move to something else...at this moment Borders is my favorite hangout after work... I dragged hubby there last nite...AND... Nopes he was not impress at all... In fact he looked "lost" in Borders. You see; he does not fancy reading...the most reading he has ever done is manuals...yes he loves reading those tacky manuals...come on… who reads manuals?? Unless one is confuse on how to record using the DVD player...besides that who on earth reads the manual?! Yups my hubby does!

My current “intellectual” reading happens to be the Shopaholic series by Sophie Kinsella...trust me...it is hilarious… I would never have known that the lead character in the book shares the same passion as me and I suppose with millions of other women around the world: SHOPPING…but the fact that Becky Bloomwood’s thoughts when making a purchase is exactly the same as mine… rationalizing on our “needs” and “wants”; and always end up buying no matter what. If it is a “want” then it would be called an “investment”! hehehehe… And how I am always distracted when all I want to get from the mall is a pair of silver shoes and ended up buying everything else but the silver shoes!! (still looking for a pair of killer silver heels!!)

Bored = "Sian" = *Yawn*

IT’S AFTER LUNCH AND I AM BORED!!!! I hate Mondays... I am seriously bored... I am thinking; do I have any work outstanding which is overdue?? Urrmmm... yay!! For once in a long long time, I am actually up to date with my work...which only means I can procrastinate :)

2 1/2 hours more... should I go get a manicure and pedi after work?? or should I go for a swim? It has been such a long long time since I actually exercise... maybe a swim will do me good... but then my swimmers don’t really fit anymore... it looks too old... maybe I should go to Gurney or Queensbay to get a new one... a practical black swimmers would be good... that means I would not be able to go swimming today... and tomorrow also...tomorrow is facial-after-work day... maybe I will start on Wednesday...but then its the middle of the week...see how la... I am so lazy!! I need to find something to do (apart from work)… help needed…

Friday @ Soho

I think my drinking days are back...fantastic!!! lets see...
3-4 times a week, I am drinking...either at home or at some club or pub...our weekly Happy Hour has now moved on to nights drinking Beer at Soho, Wine at Bagan, and Black Label at Momo... how healthy!!! Oh did I mention that we have resume our singing session last Saturday till 4am!!! How totally sore our throats are at this point of time!

How the hell am I suppose to lose weight with all the alcohol I have been putting into by body...not to forget the amount of nicotine!! But hey....u only live once...so why not live it to the fullest!! I am not an alcoholic rite? I do not have the symptoms... btw...what are the symptoms of an alcoholic? Denial? I am always contradicting myself!! *sigh*

My hubby and Weels...the things men do when they are partly drunk - totally disgusting!

My Penang Gals!

My girlfrens, my "sistas"; Sylvia and Debi have been with me since gosh 9 years old? Yups!!! Almost 20 years we have been friends… even longer than me and my hubby!!! We have been through ups and downs… but somehow we are all different people… Sylvia is the cautious, wise one and Debs the one where her mouth can’t stop eating or talking. We grew up lepaking at KOMTAR…then moved on to One-Stop during our high school to college years. Sneaking out, coming back early in the morning, lying for each other…the things that normal rebellious, boy crazy teenage girls do! FUN!!!

First let me introduce Ms. Debi P. Let see at school she sits behind me and we were the noise of the class… always finding excuses to get out of classes…our main reason “Mrs. Lee the Guider wants to see us!” hahahaha… Debs @ Him Heang @ Taugeh is what we usually call her…speaks her mind…literally…she is never afraid to stand up for her own rights or anyone’s rights! No wonder she is in law… perfect line for her… one would only find her quiet is when she is sleeping or eating… did I mention eating is one of her favorite hobby apart from shopping!

Debs favourite action: EATING

Next we have Ms.Sylvia L. who has the sweetest smile…she is one who shares the passion for alcohol with me… yup...this woman can hold he booze!! This one is special… this one very obliging…she is a great listener…no wonder she can tahan me and debs…yak yak yak all the time!!! But one thing…Via @ Black Monkey @ Hippo (Gloria) is forever and ever LATE!!!! She will never be on time…never!!! since young…and until now is she is on time please go buy 4D!!!! ha ha ha ha….

Here are some annual seasons photos of us 3… which actually started with Puan Noraini’s tuition class…instead of going for classes…we “hiau pohs” went to the nearest photo shop to take picture together… hhmmm wonder where is our original season photo?? * note to self: must find original season photo*

Sunday Coffee with my KL Girls

Hanging out with Ma and Sha has always been very different!! The things we do, the topic we open, as if there is no barrier between us…We have been thru a lot all in Melbourne, from bad hair cuts, choosing and buying toilet detergent, raving to pushing the trolley at the evil aisle at Coles. There is so much between us that I could go on forever… they are the only girls that could snuggle up to Jack without me being upset... our relationships are at a totally different level!!! And it is something I would always want to keep…I love my girls!!!

.min.lynn.ma.sha. @ dome bsc

So anyways…it was good meeting up with them again for coffee…even we have not seen each other since my wedding, which is like urmmm oct, nov, dec, jan...6 f**king months!! but but we are still ourselves…like we have never been apart!!! Hahahaha…Sha with her crazy antics…Ma with her travel stories and this time we have Min, Ma’s old girlfren… it is as though I already knew her…Its amazing!!

.lynn.ma.

my girls!

The Woman of My Life: My Mummy

When I was younger maybe about 10 years ago, I would not be caught dead clubbing with my mom! It would be an embarrassment!!! My mom is not the old fashion type; in fact she is like the coolest mom around…I can smoke and drink with her, talk to her about all sort of stuff and best of all she loves all my friends and without a doubt my friends love hanging out with her… over the years she has become more and more like a friend.

a drunk mom

Ladies Nite @ MoMo Penang, who would have known my mom, was there with her friends and I was there with my friends… How shocking!!! But it was cool… she has never been clubbing and it was her first time… I think she is partially deaf now from the blasting speakers… hahahaha…but she did enjoy herself (I hope!) I guess this is the start of her new social life… she used to ask me why I would wanna hang out at Starbucks when we have coffee at home served by our maids…now she is hanging out at Starbucks!! Need not explain anymore!! My dad is complaining and accusing me of influencing my mom… hahaha…poor dad!

me and mom @ MoMo



my parents - the older they get the more "happening" they become!

The Goddess of Gambler

OK…so I been calling myself Goddess of Gambler this Chinese New Year…So what…sue me!!! I think my gambling luck has changed this year or has it got to do with practice and paying “tuition” fees at hubby’s hometown? I won big $$$$!! Blackjack, Baccarat, Texas Hold’em…to name a few… gosh…but that does not mean I am addicted to it like alcohol and ciggies rite…? Rite??... I seriously do not need another addiction… of cause I will not be addicted to it… its CNY for crying out loud!

Let see how did I won $$$... Let’s analyze the factors contributing to my winnings:
1. Give out Red Packets
2. Being Newly Weds
3. Pay “tuition” fees
4. Practice until 4 am in for 3-4 days consecutively
5. Strategic thinking a.k.a. bluffing
6. Wear Red BRA & UNDERWEAR
7. Hold down gambling money with “kam”
8. Sit on South West Direction while gambling
9. LUCK!

I guess the 9 points above is what helped me! Gong Hei Fatt Choy!!!

Satisfaction

My entry today is going to be a bit urm… philosophical… don’t ask me what got into me…A friend told me that she really envy my life…what’s to envy I ask? My life-style? My loving hubby? The fact that I run my own business and I can take off anytime I want? The fact that I can buy anything I want without having to think twice? Why do people always compare? Why it is that people cannot be satisfied with what they have? Why is satisfaction so hard to achieve?

I for one am not entirely satisfied with my life…there are many more things I want to do, but I try not to compare myself to someone else…or someone better off than me in many ways. I will not be able to live up to the Joneses, so why torture myself. I want to live my life by my own rules. Mom always tells me, “If you think you are better than everyone else, there is bound to be someone much better than you.”

So…be glad with what you have, and never feel envious of the next person as there is someone better off than you AND there is also someone worse off than you. After all… as long as one is sexually satisfied, I guess all is good…God put us on earth to reproduce…everything else is just distraction… ha ha ha…

The Case of the Bored Woman

I am so bored!!! Bored out of my green pants...55 more minutes to go and that is the end of this working day... I think I have a love hate relationship with holidays, especially long holidays. I love em cause I don’t have to work, I hate em cause after the hols, I get so disorientated back at work...the feeling of laziness, sleepiness and aarrgghhh bored bored bored… I am so lazy to do my work… files piling up and I still don’t bother… *sigh*…I need a beer or maybe a gin and tonic and a ciggie really bad rite now… dammit hurry up!!! The clock always goes slowly when you are like looking at it for the time to pass…cheesebuns

Aishhhh…50 more minutes….*yawn*

The Year of the Oink Oink

Happy Chinese New Year to all!!! And I am back at work… such a short holiday…just went zoom zoom like zoom zoom zoom….hahahahahaha...My first new year away from my family and as a wife and a daughter in law… weird…very weird…very very weird in a good way…

New Year in Penang with my family is concentrated on eating and eating, but in KL it’s about gambling gambling and more gambling… I have not had a good sleep as the gambling goes on till 5am in the morning… basically its like 24 hours…just stop to bath, eat, shit and pee…hahahahhahaha…remember my last few blog entry, A wise man said “Giving out Ang Pow will bring Prosperity to oneself” Hell!!!! It is true… won $$$ !!! So for those who are married, don’t be stingy on giving out red packets…it will definitely bring more good fortune to u!

Happy V Day!

Valentine’s Day… a day to worship loved ones, a day to buy marked up roses from cut throat florists, a day where all women anxiously wait to see if there are any pressies from loved ones and admirers, a day where all women at the marriageable age are waiting for a proposal, a day where all men will pretend to forget.

This Valentine’s Day same as all the other Valentine’s day looks like its going to be the same like any other day, there will not be flowers, no chocolates, no bling bling things, just a kiss from hubby like everyday… (Cheesy). Well… I believe Valentine’s Day has lost its meaning… it has become overly commercialize (which is good for business la) so why celebrate love one day a year when u can celebrate it everyday! Think about it…hehehehe…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

The “Ang Pow” Giving Begins … in 4 Days

This would be our first Chinese New Year as husband and wife. It will not be such a drastic change for Jack, but it will definitely be a drastic change for me and my family! I will be away, no more steamboat dinner for me… apparently KL peeps don’t dig steamboat for reunion dinner or for Chinese New Year… I think it’s a Penang thingy…Oh how I would miss my Ah Ma’s “Lor Ark”, “Loh Bak” and all the yummy food!!! It is going to be hard on my mom and dad as their only princess will not be around for CNY!!! The old folks will be all alone… *sob* *sob*…haii…the life of being a married woman…it is kinda sad thinking about it. Suck it…!!!

A wise man said “Giving out Ang Pow will bring Prosperity to oneself” OK wise man…lets hope that our investment in Ang Pow giving would bring more $$$...hahahaha…well…hubby said this year confirm nett loss…so after having children maybe can gain back or maybe break even our losses…such a stingy ass!!! Ha ha ha… For the first time in my life I am actually going to banks and such to get Ang Pow packets… its kinda weird. Usually I don’t give a damn bout this kinda things… all I care previously is how much I am gonna get and that would be my capital for the year’s gambling sessions…

The Hormonal Imbalances of the Ex-Bridezilla

I do not know what is wrong with me today, or for the pass few days. I feel like I am constantly on a major roller coaster mood swings… one minute I am as happy as a bunny, the next I am like an old menopausal woman. Today…arrgghhh today…feeling easily irritated and frustrated by the slightest thing!!! So shitty…feeling so shitty rite now…I want to scream at someone…just someone anyone…I hope that no one comes near me now!!!
*psycho*

Annual Dinner

Two more days and I will run the floor for my company’s 27th Annual Dinner. This is the first time that we are actually having a different kinda dinner…most years it was all about inviting guest and VIPs and having it in the smelly factory…this year with my big fat mouth, I suggested to have a small one for the employees only in a hotel doing what a normal company annual dinner should be doing by concentrating more on the employees rather than outsiders. And yes…I was put in the spot of the Organizing Chairwoman!!!

I am kinda having mixed feelings… cause if it does not work out it will be back to the factory annual dinner and no more fancy hotels in the future…My worries is that the program that I have planned for them is all new to them and am hoping they would accept the difference and participate is all the events that I have planned. *sigh *sigh* *sign*…I am also glad that the Directors (china men!!!) actually agreed to all this and the rest of my organizing committee are actually looking forward to this :) *fingers cross* everything will go well…

The Mainland

Being a Penangnite and hailing from the island, we generally well sort of discriminate against the “mainland” people a.ka. Pak Hai Lang cause they are so “backwards” and not happening. My dear friend Debi since young kept on going on and on and on about how she would never be caught with a Pak Hai boy!!! Lo’ and behold…she is gonna marry one!!! And boy she got a good catch! Ha ha ha…but don’t get me wrong, my perception of our Penang mainland has changed throughout these few years and I realize how ridiculous I was. There are many things great bout Pak Hai, for example:

Food is fantastic at Raja Uda
Food is dirt cheap
Shopping is cheap
People are friendlier and not so up in their ass
They are rich
Land is cheap and plenty
Property is cheap and plenty
The place is booming
AUTO CITY ROCKS!!!
Did I mention the food is FANF**KINGTASTIC!!! Hahahahahaha

Couple of nights ago, Debs SMS me telling me how great Auto City was and we MUST go and check it out!!! I was a bit well…curious, SO we check the place out last night…we cross the bridge and travel south on the highway, less than 5 minutes we were there and WOW was I impress, the place actually put many places on the island to shame… There were so many restaurant, pubs, clubs, coffee houses and all were nicely done up…it was like a Bangsar with good and plenty parking spaces and. I must say, I was totally totally shocked!!! WELL DONE!!! SOHO was nicely done up in an old British kinda way, the beer was not diluted (hopefully it will stay that way), the mash potato is way better than the Penang SOHO and the waiter was sooooooooo nice and polite… and attentive and spoke very good English! WOW! Double WOW!!!!

*clap* *clap* *clap*

The Return of My Nemesis

My fats are slowly creeping back into my life finding sanctuary on my tummy, thighs, arms…basically all over! This is what happens after you get married… I mean its only lets see Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan ,Fe…aarrggghh less than 6 months and I can feel it…12 months on a-no-exercise-starving-to-death-and-many-painful-lymphatic-massages, I manage to lose 10 kg before the wedding and now less than 6 months after the wedding I have already put back half of what I lost! Not happy JANE!!!!

Well, I still go for my lymphatic massages but not so religiously as before, guess am lazy now!!! therefore suffering the consequences of it… or maybe its my passion for alcohol…or carbs…whatever it is…I have to lose it and maintain a non-flabby body. Damn susah… sometime I wish my metabolic rate would be faster than normal… even I have NOT been blessed with a fast metabolic rate and I constantly blame the fats on my mother’s genes. But am glad to say that hubby is happy with the way I am…but but but…many wise women have told me always to keep trim and sexy and well…properly groom to keep the hubby from wondering off…

The Wedding of Mang & June: Aftermath

Yet another start to a new week! *Sigh* The weekend was not too bad… another of Jack’s best friend got hitch…another one bites the dust!!! Ha ha ha ha… Highlight of the wedding…one of the Four Fingers got totally pissed drunk!!! Imagine projectile vomit…yucks… and my beloved hubby, being “nice”, stuck his whole hand into the sink that was filled with CK’s vomit and unclogged it!!! Yucks!!! Disgusting!!! Besides that the poor groom was gone, I think it’s due to the combination of the tiredness and the drunkenness.

getting ready

ready!

Let see… our table the famous Number 32 manage to finish 12 bottles of red wine or maybe more…then we finally got thrown out from the restaurant… 10 of us plus bride and groom stumble drunkenly outside and “lepak” by the road !! Can you imagine a bunch of late twenties adult…really uncalled for!! But hey…if we don’t do this now when will we? While the groom was busy rolling on the yucky hard cement floor…the bride was walking around barefooted and CK was asking for 2nd round of alcohol while Donnie was glued to the pillar with his ciggies…yups…*sigh* it was fun…in a crazy way…

now you see the groom!

now you don't!

totally wasted

The Apprentice Wedding Planner

Does anyone out there think that I will become a wedding planner? Well…Jack told me I am “hangat-hangat tahi ayam” with everything I do… well… sometimes he is right…but this time he is wrong…(fingers cross ;D )

Had a meeting with my ex-wedding planners…and woo hoo they want me to be their apprentice!!! Finally!!! I can still be anal over weddings but not mine…other brides… ha ha ha ha… First assignment, they want me to help them out at a bridal fair in KL this coming March… I hope I can do it… I am a bit impatient with people…so imagine if I get pissed off with a potential client or clients…then I guess there whould go my future as a planner… but but but…I am determined to give it a try…after all…who flips bridal magazine after 4 month being married and still get excited over strangers weddings???

Wish me LUCK!!!

The View: Part 1

Yay!!! Finally we got the keys to our home…our new home…or what Jack calls “Our Investment”. Well one thing for sure…the condo did live up to the name…our unit sure have a view…a fantastic view of Penang Bridge and all…(all= the sea around Penang bridge, the expressway, Pulau Jerejak, Butterworth)

Now it is time to do the ID of the condo…knowing I am ANAL…I sort of pity the designer… our first meeting with him…I see him breaking out in cold sweat when Jack told him that he should not have given me his personal mobile phone cause I will haunt him day and night! NOT TRUE!!! I guess I will only kacau him during office hours, Saturday and maybe Sunday…but not public holidays…not that bad la rite…

The Making of the Wedding Album: Part 2

Merry “Belated” Christmas and Happy “Belated” New Year! Let see… still suffering from PHD known to me as post honeymoon disorder. Dunno why? But still am…so weird…but I have a feeling I am slowly recovering. Good news for hubby then…

Christmas went by really fast, don’t remember where I was and what I was doing…same goes for the New Year. I guess we have been traveling a lot these few months, catching up on work… but hey…I still manage to squeeze in some time with my big big project…the selection of our wedding photos…did not manage to cut down to 250 photos for dear Patrick…instead I selected like 1500 pieces for him to go select by himself… can’t be bothered…I mean leave it to the professionals I say!

So that aside…new project! I have upgraded my skills to master the skill of Photo Story for Windows… not bad hubby said my skill…took me a while to finish all our wedding events… thinking of starting my own little side business in doing slides for wedding couples…

The Ex-Bridezilla: PHD (Post Honeymoon Disorder)

It has been a few weeks since we came back from Maldives and I have been officially diagnosed with PHD…Post Honeymoon Disorder. Back to work has not been easy… after the wedding I was obsessed with the wedding photos and the video…now I am obsess in beach holidays. I try to work…really… honest…I swear!! but I always end up surfing the net for luxurious resorts, villas, in exotic places… pressing the calculator to see how much it will cost us…doing all that with a very serious face…

This morning I was again talking to Jack bout places to go… he shut me up, telling me that we are not spending on any expensive holidays for the next 10 years!!! NEXT 10 YEARS!!! No way…must he be joking… I know he is…he F**king better be!! Aarrgghhh…I can feel the withdrawal feeling again…

I dunno what it is but I just want to lay on the beach and do nothing…`cept to get a nice golden reddish brown tan…(lobster is what most people would call it). I mean why am I feeling so miserable? Its not like I am not going places…my weekends is filled until end of January next year! Ah well… I better find something to do to get my mind off the beach holidays…hhmmm Phuket? Bali? Samui? Aahhhh nice…I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!

The Making of the Wedding Album: Part One

I would have thought that after picking photos from our pre-wedding shots it would be easy peasy…but noooooooooooo… my photographer (believe me he is fantastic and I love him and his crew dearly ) pos laju-ed our dvds to me… to my surprise it was only 3 DVDs…not too bad I tot… but NOOOOOoooooooo…when I open the files for 1 of the DVD there was about 1000 photos in it ( no wonder he store in DVD – excuse me…I am not tech savvy), and so were the other 2. So basically there are about 3000 photos to pick and dear Patrick told me to only pick 250 photos to put in the wedding album that he was going to make for us. TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY OUT OF THREE THOUSAND!!!! I bloody hell dunno how to do that… I love all the photos!!! ALL..AARrgggg the agony of it!

Me and hubby- KL reception*

Chinese hiphop wannabe*

The Bridal Crew @ Penang Reception*

Good pictures ehh..actually there is more. Now do you see my problem?

Actually, we had another photographer for our Penang events specially to follow my dear father around…you see…my dad like taking photos by urmm…lining up in one line…u know like the kind you see in group pics... so well… that is why. With that photographer, I will not disclose his name as I truly wanted to punch the daylight out of him if he ever asks me as how he would put it “lai lai lai sin neow stand to your right…ok…look at me…” My claws were out…

Anyways…yadda…yadda…should have punch him!! In total I think I have about close to 4000 raw photos plus minus. So now…our strategy to select the photos is to decide what sort of album we want… after not much thought we decided we want it to be fun and candid…

Selecting photos are never easy…but I manage to shortlist to about well 1500 photos…good enough rite? Hahahaha who am I kidding… Patrick will kill kill kill me if I were to select so many for him…

Well…so now I would have to cut down on the selection again until I reach 250…fingers cross…

* photos by http://www.exes-studio.com/

The Ex-Bridezilla: Exposed

When was the last time you cried?: 2 days before my wedding

Have you ever faked sick?: of cozzz...fake sickies since young..,hehehe

What was the last lie you said?: Can't remember...

Have you ever cried during a movie?: welll uuhhh duhhh yeaahh!! It is me…I cried watching Beauty and the Beast

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: corny..but my hubby...

Have you ever danced in the rain?: yup

Have you ever been drunk?: ha ha ha...YEA!!!

Do you smoke?: ha ha ha...YEA!!! you name it…

What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?: Lets see...During college years I went up to some guy and said he was hot and I said I was from an agency and I wanna sign him up...hahahaha...

What is your full name?: use to be Goh Hui Lynn, now its Mrs. Lynn Chan…

What is your blood-type?: Can you believe it...I haven't a clue... so dead!!!

Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yea...hehehehe...many times... hit and run, hit and stare, hit and shit...hahhahahaha

How old were you when you received your first kiss?: 14

Who was your first kiss?: some jack ass...I was young....

Have you ever had an online relationship?: Yes

Have you ever had phone-sex?: Yes

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: Yea

What is your favorite sport to play?: let see...drinking, smoking, dancing, gossiping (does not really count as sports eh..) oh gosh I am so unhealthy!!!

Have you ever made a prank phone call?: YES!!!!!

Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: YES!!

What's your favorite childhood memory?: At this point, it would have to be family gatherings...namely school holidays where all my family get together... which no longer happens as everyone is going their separate ways, SAD isn’t it...

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: Nothing... never regret anything in life...

What do you want to be when you grow up?: Growing up I wanted to be many things... fashion designer, model (yea rite!!!),astrologer, witch, event planner, politician, environmentalist...

Have you ever had cybersex?: YES...

Do you believe in God?:sometimes

Do you believe in love at first sight?: hahahaha...

Do you believe in karma?: What goes around comes around

Who was your first crush?: My Kindy mate

How would you describe yourself?: ANAL, optimistic or trying hard to be, nuts, mostly ANAL...
What are you afraid of?: LIZARDS!!!!

Are you religious?: Nah
What person do you trust the most?: Myself

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: Mook even I badly want it to be Jordan Knight from NKOTB

What is the best compliment you have ever received?: Ur Hot!!!

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: What the hellll he sees in you?
What is your greatest strength?: power of persuasion

What is your greatest weakness?: being anal

What is your perfect pizza?: Dominos thin crust

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: Damn...I have to work today

What is your first thought before you go to bed?: Damn I have to work tomorrow
Do you get along with your family?: I think so...depending on who izzit

Do you play any instruments?: hahahahaha...NO

What kind of music do you like?: Chill, Jazz...

Do you think you're attractive?: Yup

Would you ever get a tattoo?: Got one

How many piercing do you have?: Let me count....7

Who makes you laugh?: people that mix sarcasm with humor

Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: Gosh anyone hot...

Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yes

What is one thing scientists should invent?: A machine that create world peace…hahahah..i sound like Ms. Universe…

Have you ever broken a bone?: yups

What happens after you die?: The world goes on

Do you watch or read the news?: Uh huh...

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: Banana...yellow on the outside, white in the inside

Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: I would think so

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Would not change it for the world...

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: Uni life...

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: My job

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Yes

Have you ever played strip poker?: Yes

Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: Yes

What do you want your friends to think about you?: Anal

What’s the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?: gosh to many to mention

Have you ever bitten someone?: hahahaha YES

When's your birthday?: 15th October

Have you ever stolen anything?: YES

Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: Yes

If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: The day that I decide to come back to Malaysia

Have you ever been in love?: YES

Are you a morning person or a night person?:
Depending on what the next day is

Do you have any phobias?: Yes.

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: about the same
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: I want to but have yet to build up my guts; and if I could I want it with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while my hubby watch…hahahaha

Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?: Yes, both mooned and flashed

Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Yes

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: Yes

Have you ever written a love letter?: Yes

Have you ever attempted suicide?: Yes

Do you have any hidden talents?: Still trying to find it...

Do you usually prefer books or movies?: Both

Who is your favorite person to talk to?: My galfrens

Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?: Hubby love

Would you ever have sex before marriage?: Done it…no biggie yea

How do you vent your anger?: Venting my anger on my hubby

Have you ever been on a diet?: many...

Is your best friend a virgin?: We all lost it at a very young age....

What's a rumor someone has spread about you?: I AM A WITCH

What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?: having a threesome, foursome, swapping partners

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: Self diagnose...I think I am a bit siau siau

Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: Many times

Have you ever hated someone?: Yes

Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: Both

Do you consider yourself popular?: HHmmmmm....depending on how you would look at it

What is your favorite book?: shhessshhh..many

Do you have a collection of anything?: Try to...

Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: YUPS

Are you a different person now then you was 5 years ago?: Definitely

What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: A well traveled and still traveling successful businesswoman, a fantastic wife and a trendy mom of 2 kids.

The Maldives: Where The Ex-Bridezilla Finally Chill

KANI, MALDIVES

Gosh…THE MALDIVES…HEAVEN ON EARTH!!! Breathtaking!!! 1st actual relaxing holiday after we got married or more like after we returned back to Malaysia…most people would call it HoNEYMOOn… we call it getting away from everyone, everything that we know… mobile phone switch off, no newspapers, no CNBC, no bankers, no stockbrokers, NOTHING but us, booze and the crystal clear waters and sunny skies…ahhhhh…can almost taste the sea rite now….

Finally after all this time, I manage to feel absolutely relax…no knots on my shoulders, no migraines, no stress… it is as though everything just got stop at the Maldives immigration … only me, my bikinis not forgetting my hubby manage to get thru…the rest…well hehehehe…they took the next flight back to Malaysia…

For 7 days 7 nights… we manage to relax and re-discover ourselves again… we manage to find what made us love each other so much… and I realize I have forgotten how much fun we used to have, how NOT anal I was before…life was perfect…blissful…