COME HOME SCOTTIE!

Missing since 4th Feb 2011, at night

Name : Scottie (male)

Breed : Shih Tzu

Colour : Beige

Age : 6 years old

Area : Bukit Jambul, Penang

Other features:

-Partially blind due to cataract

-Suffering arthritis

-Currently is suffering from ear infection

If you have seen or found Scottie, please contact Lynn on

 04 658 2573

REWARD AWAITS FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF SCOTTIE

The One Where Jason Met Margaret

Have you ever cheated in a relationship?

I HAVE!!! 

And they found out about each other...

So yesterday, I went to color my hair, and my colorist, Margaret asked me who cuts my hair now ( she used to cut my hair but then I decided to go back to my old "haircutter")... I casually lied to her and said I got it done in Bangkok or during one of my trips back in KL.

So mah ok loh... in walks Jason ( my "haircutter") and saw me...ahhh shit!!!!!!!!!! You can pretty much figure out what happend next.

My ex-colorist, now "haircutter" meets my now colourist, "ex-haircutter"

They found out I was two timing them with one another. I was caught with foils in my hair! Seriously wanted to dig a whole and bury myself!

I seriously hope they will forgive me and get along and you know what I will still continue with my relationships with them... after all its my hair!

The One Where The Black Bull Vs The X6....

The black bull won **&%##$^%^()

Rest In Peace Paul Kenney

Our gardener of many years here in Melbourne has passed on yesterday after battling with cancer which spread to his entire body.

I got a message from his brother aout his passing this morning and I know it was inevitable...at least he is not suffering now.

I kinda got a numb feeling and looking out to our garden somehow I can still see him mowing the lawn, plucking the weeds, trimming the bushes and making sure everything is tidy...just the way I like it.

In memory of Paul, we will dedicate our little garden to him...afterall he was the one who took care of it so many years while we are away.

RIP Paul.

Pissed off Dickhead!

A VERY PISSED OFF ENTRY! Be warned...lots of &^$#@$%#^*%&*^&*)%^$%#

I have consulted with a good girl friend if I should confront this particular person who has been a thorn in my ass for the last couple of months (let's call this person Dickhead)!

So Dickhead is a married man with a toddler. But in my opinion he is not a very "honest / faithful" man. You see, I have know Dickhead since we were in our teens, and well, I can sum up the fact that he is a self centered person.

So I introduced him to hubs and they have been going drinking with other of my guy friends. Boys Night Out, twice a week... pretty harmless rite? Not after Dickhead came into the picture... he will ask all of them to go out 3-4 times a week. Remember, this is a family man! And every time he goes out, there will be some random girls with him. Seriously! you get my gist!

Fast forward... last night, hubs turned Dickhead down for happy hour and decided to have dinner with me and my friends. Halfway thru dinner a girl called hubs, asking him to go drinks with Dickhead and friends!!! Thank God hubs said he is having dinners with his wife and not available and maybe some other time (Hubs can be super obliging at times!!) OK!! Can you all see something wrong here?? If not let me point out! WTF is Dickhead asking some girl to call up my hubs while he knew hubs was having dinner with me??!!! seriously something is effing wrong here!!!

I was so pissed off!!! I told a friend that I should confront him... but she told me no just cool down for a while...so to blow off steam, here is what I would probably say to DICKHEAD!

To mother fucking DICKHEAD:

Seriously, what the fuck are you trying to effing do?? If you wanna effing play around with sluts, do it by yourself and stop influcing others! Stop effing disturb my family and if you cannot take care of your own wife and child dont fucking get married in the 1st effing place!!! Please do yourself a favour and look at the mirror! Do you see a DICKFACE! You fucking two headed snake, self centered ass hole... go stuff ur effing face in the toilet and flush it! LEAVE US ALONE you worthless piece of shit!!!!!

Oh for the LOVE OF GOD!!!! make him go away!!!

My Encounter With Johnny Bravo and Gym Bunny Wannabe

So I was at the gym yesterday and I got SUPER pissed off! ( help me out here to justify if I am being CRAZEE for getting upset!)

OK Scenario:

I was the 1st one in the gym and no one was there, so I open all the windows to let fresh air flow through the entire gym. In came a couple, lets call them Dick and Jane. The minute they came in without even considering others they automatically shut all the windows and on both the air con full blast and all the fans in the gym!

OK...I dunno but certain people, but I don't find exercising in "wintery" cold, while it is like 38 degrees outside the gym healthy with no fresh air! Anyhoos, maybe that is how some people like to "gym-it"

Dick and Jane did not have the decency to ask me if I was ok, but I told them that iI am going to off the fans that is directly blowing into my face and leave those on which are near them. They were like "hmm whatever" (what an arrogant DICK!)

So I was warming up and Dick took over my threadmill. OK fair enough my name is not on it so I went on the other machine. Technically if I remember that on off the basic gym etiqutte is to limit the machine use to 30mins if others are waiting to use it. Well...noooo, Dicko and Jane decided to go on it for like 40-50 mins while I was waiting to use it for a run! *roll eyes* In the end I just stuck to my own machine. (fuck)

So while I was doing my cardio, I seriously felt the chill from the aircon, so I decided to open the blinds directly in front of me to let the sun in to warm me up (note that by me opening my blinds, it doe snot in anyway affect them as they were on the other side of the room) Dick being a jerk came and close my blinds!!! WTF!!! I got off and open it back and gave his a very pissed off dirty look! All this time Jane was like full on make up running on the mill looking all like a typical gym bunny!

After I finished all my workout, I close back the blinds and on the remainding of the fan full blast and slam the door!

I should have given a piece of my mind to them but I was not sure if I was over reacting. But if I ever see them again, I WILL GIVE THEM MORE THAT A PIECE OF MY MIND!!! WHAT FUCKERS!!!

So tell me... Am I entitled to get pissed off and what should I have done!

P/S they do not have hot bodies and they are fugly! basically wannabees! awrrghhhh IDIOTS!

My Big Drama

What happens when two terrified 29 turning 30 year old women sees a tiny lizard the length of a pinky?

You will hear spine chilling terrifying horror movie screaming!

Yes. That picture was in my house on last Friday night at approximately 10.30 pm.

In Brief:

Khenglin was suppose to be at my house at 10pm to dress up and then headed to SOHO for a night of fun. By 10.30pm, still bra-less, dress-less, the doorbell rings. DAMMIT!!! I was still half naked, grabbed the nearest dress to me on the floor (ugly silver and purple tube dress that is 2 sizes to big- which Khenglin immediately disapproved when she saw it!) and went to let Khenglin in.... she was like "Babes whats whrong, why aren't you dress" and the next thing I did was look up and saw a tiny lizard on the ceiling!

I SCREAM, Khenglin SCREAM in confusion

I POINT to the lizard, She SCREAMS MORE

I continue sreaming and jumping up and down.

Finally when we managed to calm down, we realised that the lizard was inbetween me and Khenglin. I was connered! Khenglin being brave despite her FEAR for lizards got a broom and Sheltox... I just hid in my dressing room and she settled it for me... well she manage to scare the yucky lizard into some crack between the ceiling and cabinet. Then we started kncking on the cabinets hoping it will come out so we can spray it with bug spray...it decided to stay there! DAMN!

We manage to dress up silently and knowing the blardy lizard is still there and everytime we walk pass the cabinets our head will turn to watch out for it! PARANOID !

SOOOOOoooo......

My Theory On Lizards:

Hubs was away in Langkawi for the weekend.
Lizards came out to play.
I swear that the lizards are out to get me!

Some People Are Just So FULL of THEMSELVES!!!

I have not written anything that makes me angry for a long while. And this entry basically allows me to release a bit of steam!

I HATE, HATE absolutely HATE it when people think that they are the greatest thing ALIVE!!! I mean seriously how arrogant can one be?

This particular person happens to be the closest person to me in this entire world (lets call the person C, and lately C has been really into all about C, C is the smartest, C is the best, C is a better cook, C is a better planner, C is will C thinks that C is everything, EVERYTHING!!!!!

C insulted me and that was when I snapped... I can take criticism, but trust me it has been happening for months and I kept so quite... I am not going to let anyone bully me around!


I SNAPPED!!!

I Declare COLD WAR!!! till I get an apology!

What A SUCKING DAY!

Ma and Her Explosion!

Just sitting and reminiscing my old Melbourne days, I could not help but to remember what my good friend Ma did with the microwave and a boiled egg with shell intact ( for those who knows about microwave will know what is coming next).

And the story goes something like this....

One fine day, while the rest of us was out, Ma decided to watch our favorite re-runs of FRIENDS on the computer and she decided that she will finally eat the egg she boiled the night before. So she took it out and stuffed it in the microwave. When it was done she happily sat down in front of the computer and resume watching the show. The minute her fork hit the egg *KABOOMMMMM*!!! Ma thought that the monitor screen exploded and when she finally open her eyes she was like "eh the monitor is still there, but when is my egg???" She looked around and found the the whole egg has exploded and was on the windows, ceiling and everywhere but in her bowl!

When we came back and when she told us the story we all cracked up laughing and her only logical defense was that she did not know the dangers of a microwave.

Till today we still remind her of the explosion incident and I think until today she has a court order to stay 10 ft away from any microwave!

Hell On Earth

The world is changing and it is for the worse ( Could be a way mother nature is "resetting" the world). Recession is on everyone's mind these days and the weather is just a filler in a conversation. Many jobs are lost, but for those who lost their jobs they still have a roof under them. That cannot be said for the Australians who have lost not only loved ones but also their homes and livelihood to the recent bushfires. The worst is the history of Australia where the state of Victoria suffered the most!

I lived in Victoria and still live there on and off, and summer in Melbourne can be a bitch hitting up to 40 odd degrees. But this time around it went up to 47 degrees almost 50! That is crazy!! I am glad that my area is not hit by the bushfire as most of them are inland and at the national parks where mostly small towns are hit! I cannot imagine what it is like to be caught in a disaster like this where one is literally watching their home burn down to nothing, where the fires are chasing them and destroying everything in sight!

I am just saddened by the disaster and wish that I can do something to help my adopted state.

For those who are in Australia , you can help by donating to the Victorian Bushfire Appeal 2009.

Let us pray that this Hell On Earth will end soon.

Bushfires spreads in the Yarra Valley - The wine region of Victoria. Photo by Brent Lukey @ theage.com.au

Yering Station @ Yarra Valley. Photo by Craig Abraham @ theage.com.au

Failed Attempt to Exercise

So...hubs and nephew was planning to go to the local driving range to hit a few balls and I decided to go for my long overdue power walk around Jells Park.

Got all warmly dress up for my walk, I-Pod...check, water bottle...check, walking shoes..check, sunnies...check. AND WHAT HAPPEN NEXT??!!!

There was no driving range at the public golf course and it rained! DAMN!!! even God is letting me know that it is ok to let my fats hang over my skinny jeans!

Now am back at home blogging and the rain stopped!!! Arrgghhhh!!!! now am thinking should I just go for a short walk around the estate or sit my big orange dimple ass down and continue my F.R.I.E.N.D.S reruns. Decisions....decisions.... *sigh*

Cold Miserable Melbourne

Yes...I am back in Melbourne, and its freezing...and to top it off my bum is worst off in the cold.

So far things are ok, only that we found out that our hot gardener Paul (imagine Mike from Desperate Housewife) is surviving tongue cancer and is still doing chemo. When we saw him...both me an hubs were in shock...he lost like 30kgs and look so sick. We pray to God that he will fully recover from his cancer and eat again instead of being fed by tubes. But even he is sick, he still wanna work at our garden. How to tell him that we don't want him to do such hard work? Poor guy...

Pokok Tumbang=Me

Have you seen a "pokok tumbang" (tree falling)? Well...I was the tree last Saturday when I decided to lean backward (thinking my hubby was behind me), when I saw him standing next to me and I realise there was NOTHING behind me and wham bam ka boom...timmmbbeerrrr... I fell on my bum bum gracefully.

OK my reaction was slow as I was intoxicated! Yes I was! My punishment from God Himself.

Was in the hospital for day with a tail bone injury. The rest is just me and my bum.

More to come....can't sit too long.... still blardee hurts!

Stop The Abuse

People regret in life… but me… I have a few regrets…BUT I never regretted any of my relationships, no matter how stupid there are… especially my first relationship where I was emotionally, mentally, verbally and physically abuse for 3 whole years. I never regret the pain I went through, cause I know I was young and naïve and because of that, I can share my experience with other women that is going through the same thing.

Sometimes, being in an abusive relationship, I must admit, I did not know, I was so blinded and in love. And when it got worse, I was just afraid to leave…afraid that no one would want me anymore. And I was afraid my parents would hate me, and my friends would laugh at me.

He was so sweet to me in the beginning, treated me like a princess, then things just got worse started with being constantly possessive, then throwing verbal abuse at me, embarrass me in public and then eventually hitting me in public. The final draw was when he punches my nose and it broke. That was it, my friends told my parents and an intervention was in place. Talk about DRAMAS!!!!

Today, as my readers would know, I am happily married to a non-abusive man. But unfortunately, I have friends who were and some still is in abusive relationships and for those who got out of it, it feels like a whole house was lifted from their shoulders and they feel liberated. For those who are still in it, I can feel and see that their soul is slowly dying, the denial, and the hope that one day everything will change, just like how I felt all those years ago. But, no matter how much you tell an abused person to leave, it is up to them to take the stand, we can only standby and watch and pray that one day they will have the courage to leave before its too late.

A friend recently sent me this article on the "The Loser" Warning Signs of Dating A Loser by Joe Carver. I plead to anyone who is reading this entry who believes that they or any of their friends or loved ones are in an abusive relationship to read the article. It may help, they need all the help and support.

My Baby Got A Boo Boo

I know I am not supposed to laugh at people that are in pain. But I can’t help it. Hubs walk into our house’s sliding door and WHAM BANG BANG!!! He walked into it… it was so loud that at first I thought he was being foolish, clowning around with me… so I did not bother much…continue smoking, then I realize it was for real… oh my poor baby… I laugh and then his nose started bleeding and I asked him to count my fingers… still ok… I iced his head, nose and lips ( all that drama in less that 10 seconds). Now he looks like Black- Chinese with puffy lips that match Angelina Jolie.

Poor Baby…Ha ha ha….

Another another Death

OK… I think the month of January year 2008 is cursed! It’s the 3rd death, our cousin Pat just pass away this morning!

And It Continues...

Bummer, more bad news… yesterday my kitchen pipe got block and I could not use my kitchen, wash my clothes for the whole day… finally when the plumber came and fix it, I thought my problems were over…

Nopes… I now have a tooth and gum infection! Hurts so much and now I am on a soft diet cause I can’t chew… FanTAStiC!!!

My in-laws are coming up to Penang on Friday for a short holiday and “makan-makan” and I am stuck with an infection…talk about bad timing!

OK Stop it… like what Irene said, things will only get better from now on… Irene I need you to pray for me! Well the only thing which is normal is that my monthly visit from Aunty Flow for this month is normal.

I should not whine so much… I am just sharing the small things in life that could go wrong and f**k everything up! That is LIFE!

2 Deaths In A Week

On the day we cremated my cousin brother, The report came out stating he has got a growth on his artery near his heart. I thought how is my family going to go through his sudden death? … But my family is strong, my aunt is a strong woman, she will live her life without feeling sorry for herself.

That night itself, I got a call from Shuzanne, telling me that we HAVE to meet up since every time she comes to Penang I am either not around or not free. I was not feeling well that night, but I took some pain killers and went to meet her. She still look the same, beautiful as ever and bubbly… chattering non stop. We even plan to go Langkawi end of the month!

At 7ish the next morning, I received a text message “Shuzanne pass away earlier this morning…hit n run” I was shock beyond anything, I sat on my chair and just stared at my phone. Reality hit, calls were made, she died from brain damage when the car hit her and she flew.

Both so young, both had a full life ahead, both had been robbed of their lives

2 deaths in one week... please God, let this end... I do not want anymore bad news...

Life Is Fragile...

We met over oysters and beer
You made me feel so comfortable around whole bunch of strangers
With your chattering and laughter, you never fail to amuse me with your antics
You are beautiful, successful, smart, sweet and the nicest person I’ve ever met
You had a full life ahead of you with so many family and friends that loves you
I never knew that the last time we met it would be our last
Why would you be robbed of from all this?
A question that no one can answer
You will be dearly missed and never forgotten
May you rest in peace Shuzanne

Super blur day…why?

1. The person that I do not want to have anything to do with has finally made contact.
2. Certain obligation has to be fulfilled.
3. No FAT bonus despite fantastic result but at least I’ve got increment!
4. My young cousin brother just pass away in his sleep.
5. My reception is resigning!

Not sad, not happy, just felling weird…