The Goddess of Gambler

OK…so I been calling myself Goddess of Gambler this Chinese New Year…So what…sue me!!! I think my gambling luck has changed this year or has it got to do with practice and paying “tuition” fees at hubby’s hometown? I won big $$$$!! Blackjack, Baccarat, Texas Hold’em…to name a few… gosh…but that does not mean I am addicted to it like alcohol and ciggies rite…? Rite??... I seriously do not need another addiction… of cause I will not be addicted to it… its CNY for crying out loud!

Let see how did I won $$$... Let’s analyze the factors contributing to my winnings:
1. Give out Red Packets
2. Being Newly Weds
3. Pay “tuition” fees
4. Practice until 4 am in for 3-4 days consecutively
5. Strategic thinking a.k.a. bluffing
6. Wear Red BRA & UNDERWEAR
7. Hold down gambling money with “kam”
8. Sit on South West Direction while gambling
9. LUCK!

I guess the 9 points above is what helped me! Gong Hei Fatt Choy!!!

Satisfaction

My entry today is going to be a bit urm… philosophical… don’t ask me what got into me…A friend told me that she really envy my life…what’s to envy I ask? My life-style? My loving hubby? The fact that I run my own business and I can take off anytime I want? The fact that I can buy anything I want without having to think twice? Why do people always compare? Why it is that people cannot be satisfied with what they have? Why is satisfaction so hard to achieve?

I for one am not entirely satisfied with my life…there are many more things I want to do, but I try not to compare myself to someone else…or someone better off than me in many ways. I will not be able to live up to the Joneses, so why torture myself. I want to live my life by my own rules. Mom always tells me, “If you think you are better than everyone else, there is bound to be someone much better than you.”

So…be glad with what you have, and never feel envious of the next person as there is someone better off than you AND there is also someone worse off than you. After all… as long as one is sexually satisfied, I guess all is good…God put us on earth to reproduce…everything else is just distraction… ha ha ha…

The Case of the Bored Woman

I am so bored!!! Bored out of my green pants...55 more minutes to go and that is the end of this working day... I think I have a love hate relationship with holidays, especially long holidays. I love em cause I don’t have to work, I hate em cause after the hols, I get so disorientated back at work...the feeling of laziness, sleepiness and aarrgghhh bored bored bored… I am so lazy to do my work… files piling up and I still don’t bother… *sigh*…I need a beer or maybe a gin and tonic and a ciggie really bad rite now… dammit hurry up!!! The clock always goes slowly when you are like looking at it for the time to pass…cheesebuns

Aishhhh…50 more minutes….*yawn*

The Year of the Oink Oink

Happy Chinese New Year to all!!! And I am back at work… such a short holiday…just went zoom zoom like zoom zoom zoom….hahahahahaha...My first new year away from my family and as a wife and a daughter in law… weird…very weird…very very weird in a good way…

New Year in Penang with my family is concentrated on eating and eating, but in KL it’s about gambling gambling and more gambling… I have not had a good sleep as the gambling goes on till 5am in the morning… basically its like 24 hours…just stop to bath, eat, shit and pee…hahahahhahaha…remember my last few blog entry, A wise man said “Giving out Ang Pow will bring Prosperity to oneself” Hell!!!! It is true… won $$$ !!! So for those who are married, don’t be stingy on giving out red packets…it will definitely bring more good fortune to u!

Happy V Day!

Valentine’s Day… a day to worship loved ones, a day to buy marked up roses from cut throat florists, a day where all women anxiously wait to see if there are any pressies from loved ones and admirers, a day where all women at the marriageable age are waiting for a proposal, a day where all men will pretend to forget.

This Valentine’s Day same as all the other Valentine’s day looks like its going to be the same like any other day, there will not be flowers, no chocolates, no bling bling things, just a kiss from hubby like everyday… (Cheesy). Well… I believe Valentine’s Day has lost its meaning… it has become overly commercialize (which is good for business la) so why celebrate love one day a year when u can celebrate it everyday! Think about it…hehehehe…

Happy Valentine’s Day!

The “Ang Pow” Giving Begins … in 4 Days

This would be our first Chinese New Year as husband and wife. It will not be such a drastic change for Jack, but it will definitely be a drastic change for me and my family! I will be away, no more steamboat dinner for me… apparently KL peeps don’t dig steamboat for reunion dinner or for Chinese New Year… I think it’s a Penang thingy…Oh how I would miss my Ah Ma’s “Lor Ark”, “Loh Bak” and all the yummy food!!! It is going to be hard on my mom and dad as their only princess will not be around for CNY!!! The old folks will be all alone… *sob* *sob*…haii…the life of being a married woman…it is kinda sad thinking about it. Suck it…!!!

A wise man said “Giving out Ang Pow will bring Prosperity to oneself” OK wise man…lets hope that our investment in Ang Pow giving would bring more $$$...hahahaha…well…hubby said this year confirm nett loss…so after having children maybe can gain back or maybe break even our losses…such a stingy ass!!! Ha ha ha… For the first time in my life I am actually going to banks and such to get Ang Pow packets… its kinda weird. Usually I don’t give a damn bout this kinda things… all I care previously is how much I am gonna get and that would be my capital for the year’s gambling sessions…

The Hormonal Imbalances of the Ex-Bridezilla

I do not know what is wrong with me today, or for the pass few days. I feel like I am constantly on a major roller coaster mood swings… one minute I am as happy as a bunny, the next I am like an old menopausal woman. Today…arrgghhh today…feeling easily irritated and frustrated by the slightest thing!!! So shitty…feeling so shitty rite now…I want to scream at someone…just someone anyone…I hope that no one comes near me now!!!
*psycho*

Annual Dinner

Two more days and I will run the floor for my company’s 27th Annual Dinner. This is the first time that we are actually having a different kinda dinner…most years it was all about inviting guest and VIPs and having it in the smelly factory…this year with my big fat mouth, I suggested to have a small one for the employees only in a hotel doing what a normal company annual dinner should be doing by concentrating more on the employees rather than outsiders. And yes…I was put in the spot of the Organizing Chairwoman!!!

I am kinda having mixed feelings… cause if it does not work out it will be back to the factory annual dinner and no more fancy hotels in the future…My worries is that the program that I have planned for them is all new to them and am hoping they would accept the difference and participate is all the events that I have planned. *sigh *sigh* *sign*…I am also glad that the Directors (china men!!!) actually agreed to all this and the rest of my organizing committee are actually looking forward to this :) *fingers cross* everything will go well…

The Mainland

Being a Penangnite and hailing from the island, we generally well sort of discriminate against the “mainland” people a.ka. Pak Hai Lang cause they are so “backwards” and not happening. My dear friend Debi since young kept on going on and on and on about how she would never be caught with a Pak Hai boy!!! Lo’ and behold…she is gonna marry one!!! And boy she got a good catch! Ha ha ha…but don’t get me wrong, my perception of our Penang mainland has changed throughout these few years and I realize how ridiculous I was. There are many things great bout Pak Hai, for example:

Food is fantastic at Raja Uda
Food is dirt cheap
Shopping is cheap
People are friendlier and not so up in their ass
They are rich
Land is cheap and plenty
Property is cheap and plenty
The place is booming
AUTO CITY ROCKS!!!
Did I mention the food is FANF**KINGTASTIC!!! Hahahahahaha

Couple of nights ago, Debs SMS me telling me how great Auto City was and we MUST go and check it out!!! I was a bit well…curious, SO we check the place out last night…we cross the bridge and travel south on the highway, less than 5 minutes we were there and WOW was I impress, the place actually put many places on the island to shame… There were so many restaurant, pubs, clubs, coffee houses and all were nicely done up…it was like a Bangsar with good and plenty parking spaces and. I must say, I was totally totally shocked!!! WELL DONE!!! SOHO was nicely done up in an old British kinda way, the beer was not diluted (hopefully it will stay that way), the mash potato is way better than the Penang SOHO and the waiter was sooooooooo nice and polite… and attentive and spoke very good English! WOW! Double WOW!!!!

*clap* *clap* *clap*

The Return of My Nemesis

My fats are slowly creeping back into my life finding sanctuary on my tummy, thighs, arms…basically all over! This is what happens after you get married… I mean its only lets see Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan ,Fe…aarrggghh less than 6 months and I can feel it…12 months on a-no-exercise-starving-to-death-and-many-painful-lymphatic-massages, I manage to lose 10 kg before the wedding and now less than 6 months after the wedding I have already put back half of what I lost! Not happy JANE!!!!

Well, I still go for my lymphatic massages but not so religiously as before, guess am lazy now!!! therefore suffering the consequences of it… or maybe its my passion for alcohol…or carbs…whatever it is…I have to lose it and maintain a non-flabby body. Damn susah… sometime I wish my metabolic rate would be faster than normal… even I have NOT been blessed with a fast metabolic rate and I constantly blame the fats on my mother’s genes. But am glad to say that hubby is happy with the way I am…but but but…many wise women have told me always to keep trim and sexy and well…properly groom to keep the hubby from wondering off…