Friday, June 27, 2008

Heading Home

It’s the time of the year again…me and hubs will be heading back to our “back-up” home in Melbourne next week. Yes it will be winter and with a sore back, I think it will not do me any good. For the 1st time in history, I am not looking forward in going back to Melbourne… why? why? WHY??

Possible reasons:
the house would be a mess and I have to clean up with a sore back
it is freezing cold
most of my party friends are in Malaysia
I will put on tones of weight due to HUNGRY JACK’s Bacon Deluxe!
I will get back water retention leading to weight gain
I have to iron again
I have to cook…ok I love to cook… scrap that.
the fear that hubs will not get to re-new his residency.

Ok ok … I think it’s the cleaning that is turning me off… anyhoos… another part of me do miss Melbourne… oh dammit I am a major contradicting queen!

Watch out for my next post from cold miserable Pinto Place.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Pokok Tumbang=Me

Have you seen a "pokok tumbang" (tree falling)? Well...I was the tree last Saturday when I decided to lean backward (thinking my hubby was behind me), when I saw him standing next to me and I realise there was NOTHING behind me and wham bam ka boom...timmmbbeerrrr... I fell on my bum bum gracefully.
OK my reaction was slow as I was intoxicated! Yes I was! My punishment from God Himself.
Was in the hospital for day with a tail bone injury. The rest is just me and my bum.
More to come....can't sit too long.... still blardee hurts!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Beeotch Of The Year Goes To.......

Some people are just so insensitive!
I run my own life... I do what I want... I will bear all the consequences...
So effing mind your own effing business...

Friday, June 20, 2008

Confession

Dear God,


Forgive me for I have sinned.

I kissed a girl!


AMEN

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Prayer

Dear God,
I know I have been a bad bad girl,
Partying non-stop for 10 days in a row,
I know I am now suffering the consequences,
And I am sorry.
Please make me well to party until end of next week,
I promise that I will be good for two months back in Melbourne.
XOXO
AMEN

Monday, June 16, 2008

Indeed A Very Long Weekend!

I am going back to Melbourne in 2 weeks time and me and hubs are cramping in all our partying in this 3 weeks! NUT CASE!!! Yes we are! Last weekend…we spend I met up with my old high school mates which I have not seen in 12 years!!! 12 YEARS…well they see each other often but not me… (some kinda friend huh!) It was great catching up.
And for the rest of the weekend…it was just drinking and drinking… and dancing…and cam whoring… my Adelin will be so proud of me! I really should stop all this….but its wayyyy too much fun…
After all… I have projects to do for my friends…hek hek hek…. Yes… I provide unofficially match making services…

-AT Beach Babylon Blanket or Babylon Beach Blanket-

-At SOI 11-




-At MOIS-




-At Dome Cafe...nursing hangovers-

Friday, June 13, 2008

My Lunch Time Prayer

Dear God,

Please don't let me get pissed drunk tonight,
I need to drive home safe.

AMEN

UPDATE:

God was busy this weekend,and he did not get my prayer... I was pissed drunk 2 nites in a row and shockingly I lost 1 kg from all the partying!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

One "Siau" Nite In Bagan

OK…so I am reaching the big 3-0 next year and sometimes I still act (in public) like I am just turning 21! One good example was my regular Wednesday nights at Bagan. With lotsa alcohol, great friends and a camera… unleash the CAM WHORES!!!!!

Enjoy some of the more “decent” pictures… *sigh* too bad hubs was not there…it would be double the fun!!!!

-me and peter nguyen, he stole away in my luagage on my Saigon trip-
-ms phuah and ms teoh-
-yats and nick the geek-
-lovely dasha-
-mama G and weels-
-weels and baby boy dan...such posers-
-can you feel the LOVE!!!!-
-weels favourite past time-
-mama G n baby Dan

-I love my drinking buddy-

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

My Prayer Tonight

Dear God,
Please make sure daddy take me to Italy in October,
Yes I know he booked the tickets (1st Class please),
But he likes to cancel at the very last minute.
I will make sure I will not buy more than 5 bags in Bottega or any shops I walk into,
and I will also try to make sure I will be a nice daughter to him and go back for dinner more often.

AMEN

Girly Girl Weekend in Saigon

I was Ho Chi Minh City (I prefer to call it Saigon) last weekend with my girls…It was one of those girly vacation that all we do is shop, booze and gossip. I hated Saigon when I went there for the very first time in 2004, maybe because, we stayed at a sleazy 70s lookalike whore house with leopard prints bed sheets, maybe it was the dust, maybe because hubs got food poisoning, or maybe cause all the food taste muddy.

Whatever it was, this trip to Saigon was a BLAST!!!! We stayed over at Deb’s sister’s place, which was super nice apartment in a more upper class area of Saigon. It was a very relaxing, fun, lazy trip.

We would wake up in the morning like 8am, and in our PJs we would watch DVDs (which we bought from Saigon Square at a very very cheap $$) like Cash mere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle and have or fruits and coffee. Then we would laze around gossip until it was time to go out for lunch. After a lazy lunch we would then go SHOPPING!!! The markets, the malls, the streets…name it we were there… we would usually be back by 5pm after a drink at the market or at a beer house and get ready for dinner. And the day would end with a late nite drink (bottles of wine) and lounge music and lotsa gossips!! Ahhh so nice!

-Dawn' s apartment...as you can see, we sort of trashed it!-


-our water for the 3 nites-

We made friends with the locals, especially DJ Samurai and Jeng who I think owns a hip-hop boutique which we took shelter from a thunderstorm… the fun we had…well he made us forget about the rain and we had a bit of fun trashing his shop!!! We even had a Vietnamese lesson from Jeng…and I think I failed badly!!

-DJ Samurai-


-the things we do to entertain ourselves-

Sigh…as for now… back at work… a bit…no very very hard to get the momentum back… I have definitely been bitten by the travel bug!














P/S: I finally got my IPANEMA bags!! and many other bags and purses....heaven!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

FAT CHANCE!

I really should QUIT Smoking! And Drinking and Shopping! FAT ASS CHANCE!

I want to feel butterfly in my tummy again…FAT ASS CHANCE!

I want to look like Gisele…FAT ASS CHANCE!

I want to be 21 again… FAT ASS CHANCE!

I want to be a BILLIONAIRE before I reach 30…FAT ASS CHANCE!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Party People

Who said my social life was dead? To beat Monday blues, I took my baby cousins (ok not so baby anymore) out for some drinking and dancing… ok I was “pimping” both of them!

I don’t remember if I have told my readers this but, when I was younger, I was the naughty cousin sister, the one who drinks from an early age, smoke cigarettes, late nights, and bad spending habits! Hey my parents brought me up just fine, I got a good education and all, and I am married to a wonderful man. To me, I JUST HAD A NORMAL LIFE. So, all my aunties and uncles have always warned my cousins to stay away… BUT… they keep coming back for fun.

My baby girl cousin is all grown up to a ripe age of 21, but I must say she can hold her alcohol better now comparing to a year ago… but attracting guys…still plenty room for improvement. Unfortunately she has not graduated from Lynn’s School of Partying. As for my baby cousin brother of 25 years old…he graduated top from my “school”! He is now Dr. Casanova of Kuching!!! (he is a real doctor!) Parties hard, work hard…this one finally found the balance! SO darn proud of him!!

The rest of my cousins, well no more hope… all studious and they keep away from trouble (namely me!) But its ok… hopefully one day one of my “students” will take over my place as the “wild” one of the family.

-with my two baby cousins-

Monday, June 02, 2008

Estee Lauder Model Seach 2008

Had a bonding session with mom last Saturday. I dragged her and my little cousin sister to QB Mall for the Estee Lauder Model Search 2008! Yes I feel we all have the model quality …ha ha ha… SOOO just because we did not want to draw a lot of crowd while doing the make over, we went to the mall at 10am!!!...Usually I will still be snoozing at home, but in the name of beauty, I manage to wake up!

We started with make up, my make up artist was super keduper nice, think her name was Rainne (pronounce Re-nee or Rain-nee), she gave me fantastic sexy smoldering sexy sexy kaboom smoky eyes and kept everything else minimal. LOVE IT!!! I wanna pack her up in my bag and take her home! Then I was moved to the hair station, the stylist ask me what I wanted… so I told her I wanted a quiff, she did something else… equally as fantastic as my make up!!! I LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!! I look super super gorgeous!!! ( REMEMBER I HAVE NO SHAME!!!)

THEN….I went to get my clothes styled by eclipse…I love their clothes… the stylist gave me a jersey gold/beige toga type dress that I refuse to take off after the photo shoot…LOVE IT TO BITS!!! THEN …it was photo shoot time… the photographer was so nice and made me relax and the whole experience was nice! So snap snap snap… think bout 20 odd shots and I was sent to pick my photo to submit for the model search… I tell you, I wanna learn to touch up photos… before and after… a lot of difference!! Ha ha ha… but still can tell it was me la.



Mom and Adelin looks good… think Adelin got model quality…very photogenic… as for mom… she looks classy for her age… and me… what can I say… ha ha ha… I will post up some pics when I get the dvd…I KNOW I AM VAIN!!! But seriously… it was not about joining the model search, it was more about dressing up and getting everything done LIKE what a model would go through. FUN!

SO… if by any MIRACLE, any of us get picked up as a semi finalist…please please…I beg u!!! Vote for us!!!!