Can't Stop It!

I am such a sucker for television shopping network! I have always tried to avoid the shopping channel as I know I have a weakness for fantastic marketing with false advertising! Unfortunately, yesterday…after dinner, I accidentally BY chance tune into the shopping network channel and then shit happened! I was completely sold by Leeza Gibsons telling me I should get Sheer Cover! SOooooo I picked up the phone and bought it! SHIT! SoOOoo I am not keeping my fingers cross and hoping the package will arrive safely and the product will work as what all the A-List celebrities in Hollywood were raving about! Sigh!

Then TODAY!! Just minutes ago, I was happily browsing through some online shopping and I succumb to it YET AGAIN!!!! I bought dresses online! Shit! Hub thinks I have a problem…huge problem… huge shopping problem… I can buy anything… just present it right in front on me and I am sold! Sales people love me… I think I contribute to a large chunk of their commission! I have to stop shopping online, shopping while watching TV, shopping when I really do not need anymore stuff!! I HAVE TO STOP SHOPPING!!!!

Dear God,

Please help my shopping addiction.
In return, I will….( I will think of something!)

AMEN

A Prayer for Paul

Dear God

Please make sure Paul recover and be free from his cancer...he is such a good husband, father, brother and gardener.

Despite his illness, he did such a wonderful job clearing the mess from our garden.

AMEN

Confession

Dear God,

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I kissed a girl!

AMEN

Prayer

Dear God,

I know I have been a bad bad girl,

Partying non-stop for 10 days in a row,

I know I am now suffering the consequences,

And I am sorry.

Please make me well to party until end of next week,

I promise that I will be good for two months back in Melbourne.

XOXO

AMEN

My Lunch Time Prayer

Dear God,

Please don't let me get pissed drunk tonight,
I need to drive home safe.

AMEN

UPDATE:

God was busy this weekend,and he did not get my prayer... I was pissed drunk 2 nites in a row and shockingly I lost 1 kg from all the partying!

My Prayer Tonight

Dear God,
Please make sure daddy take me to Italy in October,
Yes I know he booked the tickets (1st Class please),
But he likes to cancel at the very last minute.
I will make sure I will not buy more than 5 bags in Bottega or any shops I walk into,
and I will also try to make sure I will be a nice daughter to him and go back for dinner more often.

AMEN