Happy Birthday Weels!!!

Dinner @ Chillies for the Birthday Boy

-we had more than that--via taking me taking her-

-weels the Birthday Boy-

After Party @ QE II

-our poison for the night-

-weels & me ( my 20 years friend!!)-

-debs looking at Timmy layaning -

- great music and Black Label sure goes well eh Timmy-

From My Dopod

I found this on my phone this morning, I wrote it the night before we moved out! sheesh…still feeling all teary …*sigh*

We are moving into our new place tomorrow… my room is so empty at the moment…so weird… it’s like I am giving the same feeling like I had the night before my wedding….is it anxiety? Who knows, maybe it is the feeling that I will finally leave the nest…for real….bitter sweet…excited…sad…all in one. I guess I feel heavy hearted to leave my mom and finally start a home on my own with hubs…no more Mom here and Mom there, no more gossiping during breakie…I think I will miss that the most!...Gosh!

His Royal Majesty Scottie Meow from Goh Mansion

The View: Part Empat

Finally we have move in... sneak peak for you guys!!

-hubs performing "moving in" ceremony-

-preparations for "moving in" ceremony-

-our dining area-

-our living area..-

-my pride and joy...my SHOE ROOM!!!!-

CROSSROAD-JAM

OMG…super super busy last few days… will be back for more updates when I am free and when I am not so f**cked up stress and sick!

The View Updates

We seriously need to move out soon… I am very edgy and pissed off with the delays… can’t these F**ckers do things properly?? Aarrgghhhh…

I have written a complain letter to their management and I really hope something will be done about it... but I have a strong feeling that they will just blah it aside... typical huh? how to progress like that? SAD... really SAD...

Hubs is equally fras with these people... what hey what can we do about it... but to think about it... i think me and hubs are too anal with things...

Recently we went to our new neighbors’ place... and we were surprise that they accepted the job done!! I was like never never never... the paint is not even, the finishing is not that fantastic and the grouting is poorly done... like chin chai job... oh well...I guess different people have different expectation... but hell not to me!! I will chop chop chop!!!!

Anyhooss... besides these pathetic-could-not-be-bothered tradesmen, our project manager is a nice fella...I pity him sometimes caught in between our demands and the tradesmen. Haiiii...so not professional these people...

Fingers cross... GOD please let us move in soon... I need to decorate... its getting to me... even alcohol is not doing any justice to me now!!!!

OK DOKS...LUNCH TIME!!!!

Brazilian Waxed My Down Under

Yippee!! Finally Penang has its own waxing saloon!! Thank God for that, I can maintain my “tidiness” down under!!

My Ratings:

Ouch Factor - I must say the “ouch” factor is still there but it is more painful here compare to times I got it done back in Melbourne… ohh how I missed my waxer then. I guess the waxer here not as experience and well professional as my ex-waxer… but hey who is to complain when you only have one waxing place here…

Cleanliness – 8 out of 10 from my Anal Radar

Pricing – Reasonable

Professionalism – So so only. My only complains are that it takes too long and was not entirely tidy as there were a few flyaways here and there….

RENOVATION IN MALAYSIA SUCKS BIG TIME!!!

Morning Bitching

Have you ever get so pissed disgusted with one person that you just wanna aarrgghhh kill or torture the person?? Once again…I have one particular person I would like to see suffer… so…I was so pissed off and ish yucks with this particular person… I actually vented out on MSN to hubs… unfortunately, this person happens to be a far relative which I totally don’t wanna have anything to do with him. But he is always in my face… that FUGLY ARSE SUCKING SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Our morning conversation went something like this…

Me: i tell u...no brains. i hope one day his teeth all fall down
Me: he is FUCKING FUGLY. i tell u, i hope u can think of something cruel and torture him

J: hahaha feed him lizards through his arse

Me: i wanna plug all his fugly teeth and then inject venom into his gums and pour hydrogen peroxide down and then break all his ribs by just using a bear trap

J: EVIL i like i like

Me: and then pull out his nails one by one but before that insert needles

J: he look like Chinese Mr. Os! plain fugly

Me: i bet his fugly dick is inverted...i bet he stinks and wear cheap perfume from indah water

J: hahaha sewage man

Me: i hate the way he sucks up to everyone...my god... like shit so fake worst than any imitation pirated dvd in the market

J: hehehehe and with fugly face

Me: he does not even deserved to sit next to a retard...that would fucking insult the poor retarded person ( god bless them)

J: hahaha good one, I agree

Me: what would u do to him

J: i'll plant him on pulau jerejak beach during low tide and just sit there and laugh and when the tide comes in, cover his face with water, choke and DIES!!!

Me: and and...his body will just be there...no maggots want to have anything to do with that piece of dead thing with fugly jutting teeth

J: then left bones then some malay mat rempits find his skeleton..and they go like...eh eh... tulang... Mr Os...eh jap... ini bukan Mr Os...Ini Mr Os Terlampau...pukimak punya hodoooooh rempit! *pik* *piAk* *pik* *pIAk* they will sepak his fugly head around

Felt so much better after the conversation… sort of a stress reliever… I am sick… me and hubs are sick people… DON’T MESS WITH ONLY CHILD!!!!!

The Aftermath of The Attack

Sooo… Sales huh?… I did a lot of damage last Thursday with my mom at Parkson… gosh… then last Saturday I did a even bigger damage in IKEA with hubs… buying this and that… shites…cannot believe that we spend so much…not too mention the 2 hours we spend in Living Quarters! Thank god we could load everything into the X3…* sweat* *sweat* …And we are not done yet!!!

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MORE MONEY$$$

The Attack of the Shopaholic Ex-Bridezilla

SALE!!! Only one meaning for that… shopping!!!! YAY!!! Today is Parkson sale, and being a shopaholic…I took the day off for their One Day Member’s Sale… and I am gonna burn all my credit cards…hahahaha…poor hubs… I ask him last night if he has clear his credit card bills…and yes he did…sooooo….I have a clean line to swipe today!!!

Last year I was busy buying stuff for my wedding, and this year if for our new house…next year…well hopefully for our baby…there is always a reason to shop…

Ok Ok...I have to rush off now, Mom is picking me up...(my shopping buddy!!)

Shoping list? Check.

Flat Shoes (for easy walking)? Check.

4 different credit cards? Check.

Member card? Check.

Bottle of water? Check.

OK ready lets go!!!

I am such a NUT CASE!!!

Ma & AJ's Weekend with ME!!!

- AJ, Ma & B chilling at Lone Pine-


- my girly Bungalow Sunset Cocktail-

-with AJ & MA-

-with Ma : Drinking Session @ home-

- my toxins for the night: Dunhill and Gin & Tonic-

-GODIVA!!!-

- you are only allowed one Godiva a day...choose carefully Ma!!-

- Ma : after effect of Godiva and many glasses of Gin & Tonic-

-me & Ma @ Soho...created havoc!-

- AJ, Ma & B: goofies-

Hahahahahaha....

Dramas!!!

Talk about dramas… Dad and Bronze had a huge argument…the thing is that their argument is in different language… Dad’s language is English and Bronze… well he is from doggie land…

What started out as a misunderstanding (Bronze chasing bikes and Dad yelling at him to get into the house) ends up with my mom in the emergency room and Bronze with a black eye! Poor Mom…caught in between both of them… so Bronze accidentally bite Mom and Dad whack Bronze!! Havoc… Screams… and plenty of blood we rush Mom to the Emergency Room to get her hand look after…while poor Bronze was left to lick his swollen eye at home…

Did not know what hit me…but when Dad said he wants to send Bronze away for biting Mom, I broke down… can’t imagine the house without Bronze… yes no doubt we have Scottie, Dexter and Dee Dee ( the terrible twins), but it just would not be the same… Bronze is gentle and lovable… yes sometimes he get a bit rough and grouchy and vicious ( he hates people yelling, motorbikes and black people…can’t help it if Bronze is racist!!), but I know he loves us all… very protective of us all…I called the vet and he told us what to do…hubs gave Bronze half an aspirin to ease the pain and let him alone to calm down…Poor Bronze…but hubs said he is a tough cookie…

This morning… Bronze is still bitter over last night’s incident… and I really hope that he and Dad make up… *sigh*. After all this commotion, our Royal Majesty Scottie had an allergy attack at his koo koo bird area…so off to the vet… which was good…cause I took pictures of Bronze to let the vet examine… the veterinary bill came up to RM200!! But hey…it’s for the two boys…

*Sigh* I really hope Bronze get to stay on… after all he is 49 human years…

DRAMAS!!

- Bronzey boy with a swollen left eye but still loves to take photos-
-His Majesty Scottie Meow at the vet-

About Me: From A Friend's Point of View

I found this entry in my Friendster's testimonial... cracks me up!! some of it is true...not all ha ha ha

Mrs Chan... strange attitude...

get very panic when see lizard having sex.

get very stress, when nobody listen to her

get very angry, when Mr Chan start telling joke which is not funny at all

get very piss off , when lose to me in foosball game

get high blood pressure easily, when she trying to speak cantonese

get very high, when talk vulgar words in cantonese.

Thanks Chun Kit... I will remember this always!!!

Little Cheeky Angel

I could not bring myself not to post these pictures of my friend’s baby girl… just two months old and know how to play with her tiny tongue…just adorable.

-her tiny feet-

-cheeky girl-

-holding mummy's finger-

*photos by baby's daddy

My Countdown: Top 10 Most Annoying People

Have you ever come across annoying people? People that irritates the shit out of you? People that you do not want to have anything to do with ever? People that you just wanna kill!?

I guess everyone has…I know I definitely have…even I try very hard to avoid people like this…Annoying people that I have encounter I have tag them with a name. The Top 10 most annoying type of people…

10. The Silencer – the one that you tries to have a conversation but always end up answering you with one word!! (heading for social suicide??)

9. The Parrot – the one that repeats every single word after you while having a conversation

8. The “Why” Man - the one that keeps on asking you “why?”

7. The Mouth – the one who just won’t SHUDDUP!!

6. The Puppy Dog - the one that follows you around wherever you go

5. The Phone Harasser – the one that calls you over and over again and leave like 50 messages on your voice mail… I mean don’t you get it when I don’t return you calls????

4. The Two Headed Snake – the one who loves to gossip behind, pro at playing politics and loves to add spices to any stories…you name the spice, the Two Headed Snake has it, will beat Nigella Lawson’s spice rack flat!

3. The Sore Loser – the one who always want to win

2. The “Marketer” – the one that tries to sell you stuff (which you don’t need!!) and when you decline, they turn into The Puppy Dog, and if you give in, and pass them your contact they will become The Phone Harasser

And for Number One most annoying people…. * drum roll please *

The “Q” Jumper – the one who does not know how to line up! I have come across Q jumpers all the time, driving, paying, at the toilets…what do I do?? I have a few nasty lines… (save that for another whole entry!)

There you have it… care to add more?

My B's Birthday

Happy Birthday B!

Two more years and it is the BIG 3 0!!! As usual, like his so called bachelor nite which became ”bachelor month” my hubs birthday stretches for a week…starting with a drunken after work happy hour with the boys last Thursday…followed by a nice "diam-diam" little celebration at Bagan with diva Rozz serenading him with a song on Saturday.

This morning, mom made him two red eggs for good luck and I gave him a very very expensive present… A NIKON FLASH GUN!! And of cause the hand made birthday card I made on Saturday at Smida Paper.

I guess his birthday celebration would last until this weekend… this man of mine sure know how to make celebration last!!!

-hub's Birthday "one-slice yummy chocolate" cake-

-daniel, jack & darren-

-sue, weels & birthday boy-

This Week’s Obsession: Personal Hand Made Cards @ Smida Paper*

Yes you got it…personal hand made cards…my good friend Debs dragged me to a card making class on Saturday morning… first of all, I have not got a clue on how to make a card…don’t you just buy a A4 cardboard and fold it into half?? And then scribble some notes inside…voila...and you’ve got a personalized card! Urm…not really…nopes…nadda… making a card is well…interesting… they have what you call a “scoring tool” to fold the paper/card, and a “slicing tool” to cut your paper, “pop-up” stickers to make a 3D effect of the card… different types of embellishments, glues, paints, tags…stamps…and the list go on…

Yes…yes… me being crafty?? Ha ha ha… no I did not glue my fingers together, nor did I staple my shirt to the table! So…there were 3 of us in the class with our ever young and creative “master” Aster… (sweet and very patience gal). She started us with a birthday card, the followed by a wedding card and finally a card of our choice…it tool us blardee 4 hours to finish the cards… (I think the older you are the more difficult to learn!!), I not only bought 300 bucks of paper (call me crazy) but I am going to sign up for Scrapbook Program… I think I might have a talent in creating stuff… for now la…so much FUN FUN FUN!!!

* find out more about Smida Paper @ http://blog.smidapaper.com

-Aster our "master-of-paper"-
-my hand made Birthday card for my hubs-

-Deb's Thank You card-

-card in progress-

-final product:my mom's Birthday card-

Nonsense Shit From My Head: Part 3

I never knew that starting a brand new home would be so costly and time consuming… I have moved plenty of times over the 5 years living in Melbourne… I don’t remember it being so difficult and costly… so I sat down preteding to work ( with frowning and all) doing what I love to do most… “Analyze” nonsense. I figure that over the 5 years I was in Melbourne I was collecting stuff…so it did not seem a lot or difficult and most importantly…I could get most household stuff by just going to 2 or 3 places… but…noooo…not in sunny Penang… it is frustrating when it comes to buying stuff…it is like everywhere!!! *pissed*

Any hoo…thank god for mom… she knows where to get the best bargain…but it is tiring driving around to different places just to get something… *pissed again* I hope * fingers cross* everything will be done soon… I hate the feeling of “hanging”