Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Toilet Call
Thank God I got my assistant as a barricade… poor girl… always giving all sorts of reasons when we refuse a meeting or calls. She will usually tell these people “Ms. Goh is not in the office today and for the next few weeks, she went to -----(insert place)” But there was one time (in band camp…ha ha ha), she told a particular banker I was in the toilet…and we were all shocked when the banker ask if I were to be long and if I were doing a poo poo!!! We burst out laughing…the banker wanted to hold the line while I do my business!!! Weirdo!!! Talk about desperate!!
QE II On A Wednesday 'Nite
-the guys-
Foursome
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Intercepted By A Shit Head
My Obsession with Public Toilets
It really irks me out when I step into dirty public toilets especially in Malaysia… why can’t they keep the floor and the toilet seat dry? There will be shoe marks on the toilet seats, drips of urine/shit/period around the bowl and surrounding floor and use pads/panty liners missing the bins!!! GROSS!! What is really bad is that it is badly maintain, flush not working, no toilet paper, no toilet SEAT!!! I mean how primitive can we get… I wanna know how people use the toilet… how blardee hard is it to pee and poo? WHY WHY WHY??? Must you mess up the toilets!!! Using toilets is very simple; you go in, lock the door, take out your pants and pee/poo then clean up after your business…
The number one worst toilet I have EVER EVER in my life so far used was the one on Mekong Delta in Vietnam… oh my Lord… it was so bad and my bladder was in pain that I had to use it really BAD… the smell of the mixture of urine and poo and some freshener, I almost faint in there…I would not want to start on the cleanliness… no wonder there was this guy pooing under the bridge rather than use the toilet!
So now, every time I use a public toilet (any public toilet), I am always armed with Dettol wipes (to wipe the toilet bowl, toilet handles or whatever I have to touch), disposable toilet seat cover (double protection after wiping the seat with Dettol wipes), lotsa tissue paper to clean up.
Countries with clean public toilets that I have visited and well I am rather impress with are namely Australia, Japan, Singapore; Bangkok was so- so only same as Hong Kong depending on which public toilets you use. The rest well, all I can say bring ya Dettol wipes, and disposable toilet seat cover.
16th Day of the 8th Chinese Lunar Month
When We First Met Anniversary
When We First “Ahem Ahem” Anniversary
When We Officially Became BF/GF Anniversary
When He Proposed To Me Anniversary
Our Engagement Party Anniversary
Our Registration Anniversary
Our Chinese Wedding Anniversary (which is TODAY!!)
Our Actual Wedding Anniversary
Our KL Dinner Anniversary
Our Penang Dinner Anniversary
The list will definitely go on… WOMEN!!! Ha ha ha….
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Magic Herbs?
That being said… I stopped my hormone therapy last week ( Dr. See is not going to be happy)… could not take it anymore… the crazy mood swings, the impulsive weigh gain, the whole feeling under the therapy was just bad…maybe I have been taking it with my Chinese medication and they are not doing too well working together… so I decided to ditch the “ang moh” medicine!!! I would think I know my body better…it may take a longer time to heal but hey its herbs!!
So after stopping for a bout 5 days…my erratic mood swings actually stopped, I don’t feel so bloated, but of cause I am still FAT, the point is I feel better. *fingers cross*
A Divine Being
Having a monk staying over at the house is a big deal for my family… it is actually a good karma, or a good sign for the family… and this monk took a liking for hubs… ha ha ha… he says hubs’ a good man… and I should not bully him so often ha ha ha… he knows!!...yups… this fellow can see a person’s character, past present and future… there are things revealed by him that took me and hubs by surprise… lets just say he is a divine being!
From Airport to Airport
In Bangkok well, it was more relaxing… met with our broker, had a nice lunch, did a bit of shopping, saw our property. We manage to get some great Thai food (duh!!) by ourselves actually we stumble across this place and I fell in love with…get this… lemongrass tea!! Very refreshing and it make you fart a lot…something like a ginger tea replacement… I am going to make some… very easy actually… boil lemongrass together with rock sugar…voila…simple…just add ice…
Monday, September 17, 2007
Mother In Laws
The In Laws… I have heard many many stories about in-laws… the worst stories are usually from the Mother In Law (MIL). From what I have heard from friends, I have categorized some of the horror MIL Types
The I Am Better Than You MIL
This type of MIL thinks that she is better than you when it comes to taking care of her son or your children … she wants to know what you cook for her son, what detergent you use, what cooking oil, salt, sugar you use… and whatever you use…will NEVER be good enough.
The MIL That Thinks She Is Married To Her Son
This one…fui yoh… I think the doctor forgot to cut the invisible umbilical cord. She will call her son minimum 10 times a day, asking him about everything from what he is doing, what he was eating to what he is wearing… FREAKY!!!! Wants to see her son everyday… cannot have him out of her sight. Usually, a mummy’s boy…
The Nosy MIL
This one wants to be a part of your life… and apart means very very attached to your married life… it would be like she is the third wheel… always in your house cooking for you, washing for you, insist to go out with you…she has to do everything with you…and the best?? She would love to live and sleep in the same bed as both of you!
The “Extra Nice” MIL
This MIL type is something that all should look out for. She will be extremely nice to you, but behind…wham bam…she backstabs you to the max… no need to elaborate more.
The MIL From Hell
This one is a combination of all of the above plus more… she will take full control over your life and your hubby and children, financially and emotionally…and you can’t run away from her cause she has gotten all your strings tied to her toes… She is very influential and well…she is the Empress Dowager.
I am not saying which type is my mom or my MIL…but well…both of them are categorized in there… just maybe not that extreme…which MIL is yours??
More Erratic Mood Swing
The good doctor gave me two choices… numero uno: operation to take out the cyst and to flush my tubes (have no idea what it’s for but my mind went bank dee by that time) option number two: oral contraceptive for a few months to regulate by hormones… so of cause I choose option 2… that means the chances of me getting pregnant while on the “pill” is ZILCH!!! Well, hubs was supportive…mom went nuts cause she says going on the “pill” is no good… with he list of reasons… got me annoyed actually… I mean want am I suppose to do?? I don’t wanna be gassed and cut open… its not at the crucial stage yet…maybe like what hubs said…I should seek a second opinion…but then it would be like I am cheating on Dr. See… after all he is so nice….
Actually I am feeling kinda down… this thing is really affecting me… what if I don’t get any better?? What if I have to go under the knife? What if? It is not frustrating I am feeling…more of like sad… and worried… *SIGH* *DOUBLE SIGH*… ok enough…happy thoughts happy thoughts….
A Night of Love and Stars (cheesy topic again!)
The night ended with me being borderline highness and drunkenness. I was so high that while the valet was getting our car… a few van pulled up and I swore I saw a Hong Kong superstar… so I ask my friend while slurring through my words…. “ Ehh Jamesss, is that shortie what is his name.. the Hongkie singer??” He then replied “Hacken Lee” …who the fuck is Hacken Lee… then I thought ohhh Lee Hac Ken… why would he name himself Hacken Lee Hac Ken?? I think it’s a Hong Kong thingy… Ha ha ha….So anyways… I did not believe-loh…so I yelled him name HACKEN LEE…ok it was very embarrassing… but hey I was high/drunk… I did not fuck care who was looking at me… but to be honest thie Hacken Lee is very snobbish… LANSI!!!!...so he can kiss my royal ass…beeiatch!!
-Hacken Lee Hacken??-
-Ms. Penny Tai-
So back to my world… our car finally came… I think hubs tip the fucker 20 bucks… so not worth it made us wait so long… jebers… we then went on to Uncle Lim’s house for some poker, vodka and more wine… I think I ended up on the sofa ZzzzzZZ away until hubs had to drag me home… I guess the rest was a blur to me… I was freaking sleepy and intoxicated… but I did remember going home took out my make-up, wash my hair, blow dry my hair AND change into fresh undies and pjs… AMAZING!!!
Congratulations to Adrian and Mei Lin… pop kids soon!!!! XOXO
- Mr & Mrs James Lee and me-
-Hubs and me-
-the Four Fingers-
-group photo op with the bride and groom!-
Friday, September 14, 2007
Mid Afternoon Nonsense
I left 15mins earlier before lunch, rush to the saloon… I just don’t get it… every time I am rushing to go somewhere; the traffic is never NEVER on my side… I will get all the red lights, some aunty will be hogging the road…some ah beng Honda kap chai will be weaving in and out… more traffic lights!!! By the time I got to the saloon it is a struggle finding for a parking spot… I had to park like 100m away from the saloon (trust me it’s a long walk for me in heels!!!) More yaddass… I manage to catch forty winks on the chair…but the irritating shampoo girl keep yakking away… irrates!!!!
2 very long hours later, I got my hair done with all the fine hair all over my face and in my blouse… I am now damn itchy all over… I freaking need a shower and wash my hair all over again. And what is worst than having hair all over me… my tummy masuk angin…cause I was too hungry… and gulping down a cuppa and last night’s pasta ain’t doing any justice to my tummy now… I am all bloated now, I need to fart…and burp (can’t burp for shit)…ok me need to fart…*sigh* I am full of complains… but seriously I do look good (excuse my thicken skin due to weight gain!).
Trouble in the Changing Rooms
I know I have been gaining weight due to the hormone therapy, my boobies seem to have grew larger…I only notice it when I tried to zip up my fail proof black strapless evening gown which I was planning to wear for the wedding dinner… what do ya’ll know…could not fully zip…it got stuck around my boobs area… DAMN!!! How-lah now… I am not going to buy another dress and I don’t have any other dress to wear… I blame this on Dr. See…giving me “fat”pills *pissed* *sob* *fras*
Failing to see that it will not go up, I seek the help of my “dress zipper” (who else-la but hubs) well, poor thing, he manage to zip up the dress but ended up with a sore thumb and me…and well as for me, lets just say…I could not breath!!!
Contingency dress? NONE!! But with my quick thinking despite fretting, I quickly rush back to my mom’s house to ransack my other evening gowns… all the long dresses that I have tposes the same problem… boob area could not be zipped… damn my breast!! Finally I found my V neck and V back black lace cocktail dress… now that I can zip and show plentiful cleavage…va va voom… but it’s a short cocktail dress and the dinner is at JW Marriot… and KL people pasang damn kuat… I guess I would have to just go with that dress… *sob* Now I have to re-coordinate my shoe, bad, and accessories to glam it up! *fingers cross*
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Men!! (and their dicks) :Part 2
Where am I getting at this? Let see… it all started from an innocent guys-night-out drinking session…normally I would not give a damn… and let hubs have a jolly good time… I trust him. But after that session… little birdie told me that this friend was up to no good and tries to influence the other guys to engage in GRO “Guest Relation Officers” services!!! But the guys declined (which was fantastic-good men!! ‘cept for that “friend” of mine) Of ‘cause I was furious… as I don’t like secrets and I an very confrontational person, I went up to hubs and asked him… he denied… or according to him, nothing of that sort happened.
SO …QUESTION; who do I trust? I trust my hubs 100% but I am a bit weary now when they go out together… so blardee pissing me off… so that leads me to another question, where do you draw the border between being polite and overly “nice”? Fidelity…that is always a problem in all couples… if not now, later…deal with it…
My Melbourne
I missed my beer at Cookie Bar, I missed shopping for groceries at Coles, I missed my “pho” in Springvale, I missed the politeness and friendliness of Melbournians, I missed the Yarra Valley, I missed lunch at Lake House, I missed the mountains, I missed Officeworks, I missed my breakfast at Sweethearts, I missed Mornington Peninsula, I missed cycling through the parks, I missed drinking Paul’s Milk, I missed Hungry Jack’s Bacon Deluxe ( real bacon not beef bacon real real pork bacon and that is how bacon should BE!!! ) I missed how the sun sets at 4pm during winter, I missed the trams I used to take to work, I missed the musicals, I missed Squire’s Loft steak, I missed my Foxy car, I missed Chapel Street, I missed the quaint coffee shops that serves a REAL latte, I missed the clean “wet “markets, I missed my house and garden, I missed the feeling of being skinny amongst the big ang mohs, I missed hanging out at Rakhma and Sha’s apartment on Collins, I missed the annual Comedy Festivals, I missed raving and clubbing till wee hours in the morning…the list is endless…OH HOW I MISSED MELBOURNE!!!
"Slow Oven BBQ/Baked/Roasted Pork" Har??
By the time I got home and got started on heating up my oven to cook my pork… I was like woohoo… nervous and excited on how it would turn out…on the oven… 200 degrees Celsius on Fan Force Oven mode… (sound so techie!!) So… wah…got heat…and then wham bam… my oven started to project weird *cling clang cling * noise…so what do I do… DAMN… so I ask my in house technician (my hubs) to fix it… hai…too bad he can’t…but he did diagnose it and told me that the fan sudah rosak!! Wah lau… tu lan man!!! Contingency… I still continue my roasting using another oven mode… which took a really long time… yadda yadda yadda…
The pork finally managed to cook and there you have it… my “Slow Oven Baked/Roasted/BBQ Pork”. Thank God it was good… but needs much improvement… first thing was the cut of meat… I need a better cut…something not so musculary…secondly… I need to put in more sugar to balance the taste of sourness from the plus sauce and lastly…I blame it on the oven… which I could not use its full potential. Well… at least it was edible… and oh yes… I just realize hubs is my greatest food critic…
*note to self: I need to get soufflĂ© dish to make Pot Chocolates…
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Do I Need To Go To AA?
I took two tests online to determine if I have a drinking problem…
VERDICT 1:
According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and possibly considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. You may want to seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.
VERDICT 2:
It is likely that your current drinking patterns are hazardous or harmful to your health and well being. Your responses to the AUDIT (Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test) are in a range believed to be consistent with problems related to drinking. Because your results indicate that your drinking patterns may be hazardous or harmful, consider seeking further evaluation from your doctor or other qualified health professional, who can help you determine if your alcohol consumption is adversely affecting your health or interfering with your work and relationships. You may also want to learn more about health problems related to drinking and ways to reduce your risk. The links below will assist you in locating a local health professional for further assistance, and in making well informed health decisions about alcohol.
Shits ohhh shit!!… my drinking patterns are harmful to my health and well being… oh dear….how to give up my bottle of cab sav, or the occasional gin and tonic…colorful cocktails during vacation… whiskey and soda… OH NO!!! *sob* *sob* but I already cut down compared to my uni days!!!
So back to the question, am I an alcoholic?? I think I might have a below borderline case…so still can save!!
More Attempts at Chinese Cooking
Tonight I will attempt to cook BBQ Roast Pork from scratch…I woke up at 6 fucking 30 am just to marinated the pork… it better be good when it come out from the oven tonight *fingers cross*
** I really should be exercising instead of cooking meals!! Damn**
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
About LYNN
* Players must list one fact, word or tidbit that is somehow relevant to their life for each letter of their first or middle name.
Here goes
L ~ anaL…yups that is me alrite… ANAL as one can be…anal about anything on the face of this planet that has to do with me… anal and selfish…muahahaha… need I explain more?? (actually I am not that bad once you get to know me more… I am fun!!!++perasan case) no shame!!
Damn… I am not too good at this tag…such an alcoholic… but who cares… no creative juices this morning… still sleepy *yawn*
Ok Ok… I will have to tag those who share alphabet from my name…let see YOU ARE ON…
2. lim meng Yew
3. GweNie
4. aNne
Monday, September 10, 2007
My Eratic Mood Swings
Ever since the therapy my tummy can contain a lot of food…I am constantly hungry and OMG I crave for carbs badly…damn those hormones pill…
How nice… when you are about to plan for pregnancy…the gynea whack you with a cyst and a swollen ovary… blardee terrific… nothing life threatening…just trying to find a balance before pregnancy… I seriously hope this therapy ends soon… I need to get into evening gowns for upcoming weddings. God bless hubs… so understanding on my situation… well he better be or else hell will break loose…hahahaha!!!
Quick Fix Dinner
- my tomato base pasta-
Also manage to find a substitute for my favorite red, Wynns Cab Sav. Jameisons Run Cab Sav is not too bad… I better stock up this red…
** In case anyone is wondering why the hell I only cook penne it’s because I only like Penne pasta as it soak up all the sauce through the hole…
High Rollers
My Day Of Birth
My colour is Yellow.
My star sign is Libra.
The season was Autumn.
As of today I am:
27 years, 11 months, 26 days old.
10,192 days old.
approximately 244,611 hours old.
approximately 880,600,238 seconds old.
It is 35 days until your next Birthday.
I am so lame sometimes... *sigh* anything to procrastinate... *double sigh* seriously need help... *triple sigh*
Friday, September 07, 2007
I Am Drowning
Seriously... I need a breather... I am somewhat drowning…’elp me!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Men!!! (and their dicks)
But in short, I personally feel that men think with their dicks… sadly but true and they give into peer pressure…so if their friends have a kept woman/ find hookers, then they will also do the same… not to loose face… fucking ego!!
Another type of men is pure “ham sap” they just wanna do as many women as they can ( hope their dicks fall out one day!!) So when I find the time to evaluate more of the male small brains… I will share more…
Then again…not all men are like that… Thank GOD I happen to know men who is absolutely faithful and understand the consequences of fooling around… AMEN to that!!!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Another Wild Hen's Weekend?? Not Telling...Shhssh
It was one of the best weekends I ever had and some things will stay in sunny Langkawi…and some I will share with you in here… hehehehe…
As usual… we must go makan at our Sun CafĂ© where all the cheap cocktails and fantastic food resides… yum…should not write much as it will make me super duper hungry… oohhhh fettuccine carbonara…Thai beef salad…mai tai… *slurp*
Most of the time we spend drinking, writing up dares for the brides, drinking, sun-bathing…parading around our bikinis… drinking… And of coz for the celebration dinner for our brides to be… it was “Angels and Devils” themed… all black or white… really fun!! Super fun…ha ha ha…
To Sylvia (Sunshine) and Debi (Paradise), WE WILL DO THIS AGAIN NEXT YEAR…whether there is a Hen’s Nite or not!!!