I was once a Bride-zilla… and now I think I am a Wife-zilla… and soon I will be a Mom-zilla…
Wife-zilla…I actually googled it…came out to some porn site…ha ha ha… but my term of being a Wife-zilla is cause I am one… I am d “zilla” in every role I am … ANAL and DEMANDING… and CONTROLLING
Why am I a Wife-zilla?
Conversation No 1:
After hubs dress up for work; leaving the closet doors open with the empty hangers inside.
Me: B, why can’t you just take out the empty hanger after you take your shit?? Why the hell must you leave it in there?
Hubs: Why must you take it out?
Me: Cause it is taking up space and its ugly.
Conversation No 2:
Me: Can you please vacuum the floor, I need to mop
Hubs: But you just did it last night
Me: are you gonna do it or do I have too?
Many other one way conversations:
Me: Can you please take out the rubbish
Me: Please off the lights
Me: Can you don’t leave your towel on the floor
Me: DINNNERRRRRR
Me: GET off the PS3
Me: What DO YOU mean you don't like my soup?? DRINK IT!!!
Wife-zilla…I actually googled it…came out to some porn site…ha ha ha… but my term of being a Wife-zilla is cause I am one… I am d “zilla” in every role I am … ANAL and DEMANDING… and CONTROLLING
Why am I a Wife-zilla?
Conversation No 1:
After hubs dress up for work; leaving the closet doors open with the empty hangers inside.
Me: B, why can’t you just take out the empty hanger after you take your shit?? Why the hell must you leave it in there?
Hubs: Why must you take it out?
Me: Cause it is taking up space and its ugly.
Conversation No 2:
Me: Can you please vacuum the floor, I need to mop
Hubs: But you just did it last night
Me: are you gonna do it or do I have too?
Many other one way conversations:
Me: Can you please take out the rubbish
Me: Please off the lights
Me: Can you don’t leave your towel on the floor
Me: DINNNERRRRRR
Me: GET off the PS3
Me: What DO YOU mean you don't like my soup?? DRINK IT!!!
I think I am sick… but hey once you turn a “-zilla” you will never turn back….ha ha ha…
5 comments:
Sounds like me too..
But my 'pangkat' is higher and I hold two titles..
Mom-zilla and Wife-zilla..
LOL. I'm actually not very zilla like. Lucky husband.
Zara's Mummy: He he he salute to you... hopefully I will reach your "pangkat" someday...muahahahaha
Irene: Tell your hubs he is lucky to have a non-zilla wife... ha ha ha...can't say that for my hubs...
but then again he is a male -zilla version... i think i rub of off to him!!!
{Your Version}
Me: B, why can’t you just take out the empty hanger after you take your shit?? Why the hell must you leave it in there?
Hubs: Why must you take it out?
Me: Cause it is taking up space and its ugly.
{My Version}
She : Can you not throw your stuff everywhere ? HANG THEM UP !
Me : Mmm hhmm .. (walks away quickly)
She : (Burrows her dreaded glare into the back of my skull)
{Your Version}
Conversation No 2:
Me: Can you please vacuum the floor, I need to mop
Hubs: But you just did it last night
Me: are you gonna do it or do I have too?
{My Version}
She : Clean up
Me : Woof woof
She : KASI MOP DAN VAKUM. TIAP TIAP MINGGU KENA BUAT TAU
Me : After breakfast lah ..
She : ITS AFTER LUNCH NOW
Me : Wait first .. at least let limpeh have coffee laa ..
She : (Fumes to the back and grabs the vacuum - the dreaded Silent Finisher Move)
Me : OK OK OK I DO I DO
{Your Version}
Many other one way conversations:
Me: Can you please take out the rubbish
Me: Please off the lights
Me: Can you don’t leave your towel on the floor
Me: DINNNERRRRRR
Me: GET off the PS3
Me: What DO YOU mean you don't like my soup?? DRINK IT!!!
{My Version}
She : Getting really very smelly already .. BUEKKK (proceeds to throw up)
She : STILL DON'T WANNA SLEEP AH
She : Can you not strip your underwear and pants, take a bath/shit and leave them all over the place ah ? (Men need to mark their territories, leave us alone)
She : You know how long I waited for you to geddup to have dinner ?? ITS 9 PMM
She : What were you doing alone upstairs ?
She : Nice or not ? Not nice I don't cook again. Nice or not ? Nice or not ?
ha ha ha...u crack me up mang!!
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